I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

  • -- Ashley Benson 阿什利·本森

我不想和一个无聊的人在一起,因为我总是笑。我喜欢开别人的玩笑,喜欢挖苦人。

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Send it to someone who can publish it. And if they won't publish it, send it to someone else who can publish it! And keep sending it! Of course, if no one will publish it, at that point you might want to think about doing something other than writing.

把它发给能发表它的人。如果他们不愿意发表,就把它发送给其他能够发表它的人!继续发送!当然,如果没有人愿意发表它,那时你可能会想做些写作以外的事情。

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

我的很多幽默都集中在讲笑话的过程中,我认为这可以防止某些观众暂停他们的不信任感。这可能会惹恼一些人,但我没办法。

When I was real young I wanted to play baseball. I really loved playing center field, but that was never anything I was really ever that good at. I played up until I was in ninth grade.

当我真正年轻的时候,我想打棒球。我真的很喜欢打中锋,但那从来都不是我真正擅长的。我一直打到九年级。

A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.

很多笑话都有一些下流的内容。但大部分都是角色的情况导致了最终的回报。

Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny.

当然,风刮起来了,音乐在半空中飞舞,他们试图把它播放出来。你必须在场。这很有趣。

I don't know what makes someone hip. The goal is artist achievement and the best work we can do with no limitation.

我不知道是什么让一个人时髦。目标是艺术家的成就和最好的作品,我们可以做没有限制。

There are so many great artists that are doing interesting things, that I don't want to focus on boring people.

有那么多伟大的艺术家在做有趣的事情,我不想把注意力集中在无聊的人身上。

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

你不需要一个批评家来告诉你人们没有笑。

I don't read such boring things. Life is too short.

我不读这么无聊的东西。生命太短暂了。

My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

我父亲以前叫我笑鬣狗。