I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

  • -- Ashley Benson 阿什利·本森

我不想和一个无聊的人在一起,因为我总是笑。我喜欢开别人的玩笑,喜欢挖苦人。

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There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.

在喜剧中有一种光荣的自由感,只要允许自己讲笑话,允许自己打断自己,讲我编的或没有编的古老的非洲民间故事,以及牙买加故事。

Maybe philosophy - I love talking about ideas. Or maybe art history. I was thinking about psychology, then I got really afraid because everybody says it's terribly boring.

也许是哲学——我喜欢谈论思想。或者艺术史。我在想心理学,然后我真的很害怕,因为每个人都说它非常无聊。

I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

我不太喜欢黄色笑话。这有点低于我的身份。我不太喜欢开玩笑——当我这么说的时候,我确信我会这么做——完全以别人为代价。

The best revenge is to move on and get over it, don't give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.

最好的报复是继续前进,克服它,不要让别人看到你受苦而感到满足。

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.

把这些感叹号都删掉。感叹号就像在为自己的笑话发笑。

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

不列颠群岛的每个部分都有自己的笑法,除了威尔士,威尔士没有。

I read while the kids play. I can see them from the kitchen window. And I'm a fast reader.

孩子们玩耍时我读书。我可以从厨房的窗户看到他们。我的阅读速度很快。

Being honest to someone's face doesn't mean squat if  you end up lying behind their back.

对别人的脸诚实并不意味着你要蹲着,如果你最终躺在他们背后。

It gets pretty boring when all you are is the support system for a male character.

当你只是一个男性角色的支持系统时,这就变得很无聊了。

I'm never gonna play again, and I know I'm really, really going to miss it.

我再也不会玩了,我知道我会非常非常想念它。