It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

-- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

维持婚姻很难。我妻子吻了狗的嘴唇，但她不喝我的杯子里的水。

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I got married because I fell in love with this woman. I had a baby with her because we wanted to have children. But that's not because of some philosophical ideal at all, no.

我结婚是因为我爱上了这个女人。我和她生了个孩子，因为我们想要孩子。但这并不是因为某种哲学理想，不是。

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Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marrige. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫。聪明的男人+愚蠢的女人=婚外情。愚蠢的男人+聪明的女人=婚姻。愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=怀孕。

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When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

当你有了孩子，爱是自然而然的，当你结婚，爱是挣来的。

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