It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

-- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

维持婚姻很难。我妻子吻了狗的嘴唇，但她不喝我的杯子里的水。

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One day it was about getting married that mother talked with me, and I said I was so glad that when you didn't like being married, or got tired of your husband, you could get Unmarried.

有一天，妈妈和我谈到结婚，我说我很高兴当你不喜欢结婚，或者厌倦了你的丈夫，你可以结婚。

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Men act out like they're horrified by marriage, but when they find the woman of their dreams, they love it.

男人表现得好像对婚姻感到恐惧，但当他们找到自己的梦中情人时，他们爱上了她。

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Until I got married, when I used to go out, my mother said good bye to me as though I was emigrating.

直到我结婚之前，我经常出去，我的母亲说再见，好像我是移民。

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It's so easy to grow apart; marriage takes work.

分开很容易;婚姻需要工作。

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