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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

维持婚姻很难。我妻子吻了狗的嘴唇，但她不喝我的杯子里的水。

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My father and mother were second cousins, though they did not meet till shortly before their marriage.

我的父母是表兄妹，虽然他们直到结婚前不久才见面。

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Until I got married, when I used to go out, my mother said good bye to me as though I was emigrating.

直到我结婚之前，我经常出去，我的母亲说再见，好像我是移民。

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

婚姻是一个美好的制度，但谁愿意生活在一个制度?

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I turned forty, and I'm finally going to get married and maybe have a kid.

我四十岁了，我终于要结婚了，也许还要生个孩子。

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