优文网

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

  • -- Dick Clark 迪克·克拉克

幽默总是建立在一点点事实的基础上。你听过关于岳父的笑话吗?

标签

Dad Heard Joke

相关名言

My dad was a golden gloves boxer in the Marine Corps, then a deputy sheriff. My mom worked as an office assistant.

我父亲是海军陆战队的一名金手套拳击手，后来当上了副警长。我妈妈是办公室助理。

阅读 +

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

如果你愿意，你可以自己读康德;但是你必须和别人分享一个笑话。

阅读 +

For many years, I thought a poem was a whisper overheard, not an aria heard.

多年来，我一直认为一首诗是偶然听到的低语，而不是咏叹调。

阅读 +

Half the ills we heard within our hearts are ills because we hoard them.

我们内心听到的一半疾病都是疾病，因为我们把它们藏起来了。

阅读 +

Every kid needs to say, 'I want what my mom and dad have.'

每个孩子都需要说，‘我想要我父母所拥有的。’

阅读 +

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.

对我来说，这个笑话或失态很容易做到。

阅读 +

热门话题