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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我喝得太多了。我上次给尿样的时候，里面有颗橄榄。

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The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.

在任何爱情故事中，第一次接吻的决定是最重要的。它改变了两个人的关系，甚至比最终的投降还要强烈;因为这个吻已经包含了投降。

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Have you noticed how just trying to impose any sort of chronology on events makes it seem as though a lot of time has been occupied?

你有没有注意到，仅仅试图把某种年表强加到事件上，就会让它看起来好像占用了很多时间?

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In the last couple of years, fashion's gotten a lot safer. People are really pulling back.

在过去的几年里，时尚变得更加安全。人们真的在后退。

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First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.

他先喝了一杯;然后喝一杯;然后他喝了酒。

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Beer is the universal language of happiness.

啤酒是幸福的通用语言。

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Live today like it's your last night.

活在今天，就像今天是你的最后一夜。

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