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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我喝得太多了。我上次给尿样的时候，里面有颗橄榄。

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Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.

痛苦是暂时的。它可能持续一分钟，或者一个小时，或者一天，或者一年，但最终它会消退，取而代之的是别的东西。然而，如果我退出，它将永远持续下去。

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You hear certain things, negative things, all the time that aren't true, but you never hear about the positive.

你总是听到一些不真实的事情，消极的事情，但是你从来没有听到过积极的事情。

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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.

作家迷迷糊糊地走出他的工作室。他想喝一杯。他需要它。

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He who doesn't risk never gets to drink champagne.

不冒险的人永远也喝不到香槟。

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My view is there's no bad time to innovate.

我的观点是，创新没有不好的时机。

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This is the last of earth! I am content.

这是地球的最后一片土地!我的内容。

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