I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

-- W. C. Fields 费尔兹

我从来不喝水，因为鱼在水里会做出恶心的事情。

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Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave.

向一个人保证他有灵魂，然后用老妇人的故事吓唬他，告诉他以后他会怎么样，你就钓上了一条鱼，一个精神上的奴隶。

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Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

给自己倒杯酒，涂点口红，振作起来。

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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

乡下人夹在两个律师中间，就像鱼夹在两只猫中间一样。

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I drink because I'm thirsty.

我喝是因为我渴了。

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