A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

  • -- Rob Schneider 罗伯施耐德

女人可以在三秒钟内哭一笑,这并不奇怪。但如果一个男人这样做,那就非常令人不安。我的描述是这样的:我被允许进入女性之家,但我觉得他们不会让我进入任何有趣的房间。

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We know how powerful our mother was when we were little, but is our wife that powerful to us now? Must we relive our great deed of escape from Mama with every other woman in our life?

我们知道当我们小的时候我们的母亲是多么强大,但是现在我们的妻子对我们来说是那么强大吗?难道我们必须和我们生命中的每一个女人一起重温我们从妈妈身边逃走的伟大壮举吗?

When we did Dynasty, it was the clothes. I think the clothes affected every woman around the world. I got so many letters, I think we made the designer a millionaire!

当我们做王朝的时候,是衣服。我认为这些衣服影响了全世界的每一个女人。我收到了很多信,我想我们让这位设计师成了百万富翁!

The husband & wife is like the hand & eye.. If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries. If the eye cries, the hand wipes it's tears!

丈夫和妻子就像手和眼睛。如果手受伤了,眼睛就会哭。如果眼睛哭了,那手会擦去它的眼泪!

It feels so good to laugh at myself. I'd probably cry my eyes out if I didn't.

自嘲的感觉真好。如果我不这么做的话,我可能会哭得前仰后合。

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

如果你失去了笑的能力,你就失去了思考的能力。

Never cry over anything that can't cry over you.

不能为你哭的,就不要为它哭。