A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

  • -- Rob Schneider 罗伯施耐德

女人可以在三秒钟内哭一笑,这并不奇怪。但如果一个男人这样做,那就非常令人不安。我的描述是这样的:我被允许进入女性之家,但我觉得他们不会让我进入任何有趣的房间。

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Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.

有些男人知道,只要轻轻触碰一下舌头,从女人的脚趾到她的耳朵,以最温柔的方式停留在这两者之间的各个地方,只要经常给予足够的帮助和真诚的帮助,就会给世界和平带来无限的帮助。

I really, really, really want to do a silly romantic comedy where I can just have a crush on the guy, trip over myself, and laugh and be goofy. I just feel like all I do is cry, sob, and fight zombies and the bad guys.

我真的、真的、真的很想拍一部傻傻的浪漫喜剧,在那里我可以迷恋上那个男人,被自己绊倒,然后大笑,变得傻傻的。我只是觉得我所做的就是哭泣,哭泣,和僵尸和坏人战斗。

I'm a human being, i cry, i'm actually extremely sensitive, my feelings get hurt, i get scared i get nervous just like everyone else.

我是一个人,我哭,我实际上非常敏感,我的感情受到伤害,我害怕,我紧张,就像其他人一样。

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

没有一个女人不喜欢拐弯抹角的恭维而不喜欢直截了当的事实——如果后者是不奉承的话。

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

当一个人不再嘲笑自己的时候,就是别人嘲笑他的时候了。

My relatives used to laugh when I talked of being a writer.

当我谈到当作家时,我的亲戚们常常笑。