A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humorous
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
康复卡变得如此幽默，如果你没有生病，你就错过了一半的乐趣。
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
我想不出还有什么比幽默地听天由命更能使人宽心的了。
My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.
我的父亲是一个非常机智、讽刺、冷漠、幽默的人，而我的母亲非常愚蠢，而且这个家庭的那一面非常具有音乐性。
Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?asked Jace. It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath. As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome,said Simon. I knew we should have left you a rat.
你还记得在旅馆时你答应过我，如果我们还活着，你会穿上护士的衣服给我洗个海绵澡吗?肯锡问道。 是西蒙答应给你洗海绵澡的。 “等我一站起来，帅哥，”西蒙说。 我就知道我们应该留给你一只老鼠。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.
既然我们要赞美死者，就让我们趁他们还活着的时候把他们打倒吧。
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
注意:要认真考虑成为一个酒鬼。
A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
文学学者不能通过书店，正如酒鬼不能通过酒吧一样。
I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life.
我一直试图探索生活中幽默的一面。
Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
接受这样的事实:有时候你是一只虫子，有时候你会成为挡风玻璃。
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
当你知道所有的答案，但没有人费心问你问题时，这是令人沮丧的。