A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Jokes
The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.
这些笑话的问题在于，一旦写好了，我就知道该怎么写了，而我所能做的就是不打击他们。我更喜欢即兴发挥。如果我只有两三个想法，而且我知道角色的感受，角色想要什么，那么这两者之间的一切就像空中飞人一样。
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I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.
我觉得在所有那些可怕的评论和笑话之后，这些年来我并没有疯狂到为我所信仰的音乐挺身而出。这张专辑证明了在人类的某个地方，人类的心仍在不停地跳动和破碎，我很感激。
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
每讲十个笑话，你就有一百个敌人。
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
人们看到我笑，讲笑话，但他们不知道节目结束后，我在我的生活，在我的心里没有快乐。
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
那些装在爆竹里的奖品是个笑话。我曾经有一个放大镜。它做得太差劲了，蚂蚁们都在嘲笑它。
I do love jokes.
我喜欢开玩笑。