A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Jokes
A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.
很多笑话都有一些下流的内容。但大部分都是角色的情况导致了最终的回报。
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.
我不太喜欢黄色笑话。这有点低于我的身份。我不太喜欢开玩笑——当我这么说的时候，我确信我会这么做——完全以别人为代价。
It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
直到我对自己有了更多的自信，我不再讲笑话，而是把自己推向前进;一开始是讲笑话，而我只是在背后讲笑话。
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
我的狗一直和我在一起。我和我的狗说话。她是我最好的朋友。我和她分享了我所有的秘密，但我不认为我真的试着和狗开玩笑。
As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.
一听到烤肉的消息，我的家人、朋友、女服务员、出租车司机都会给我讲烤肉的笑话。我是大众的代言人。
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
一个男人对他的午餐同伴说:“我妻子昨晚做了一个有趣的梦。她梦见嫁给了一个百万富翁。你真幸运，同伴叹了口气。我妻子在白天做梦。
A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.
我的很多幽默都集中在讲笑话的过程中，我认为这可以防止某些观众暂停他们的不信任感。这可能会惹恼一些人，但我没办法。
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.
在喜剧中有一种光荣的自由感，只要允许自己讲笑话，允许自己打断自己，讲我编的或没有编的古老的非洲民间故事，以及牙买加故事。
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.
一个人总能想出有趣的清单和笑话。你知道吗?我收回这句话。不是每个人都能想出有趣的清单和一些笑话。我很幸运有这样一个天赋，我可以做得很好。
I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.
我觉得在所有那些可怕的评论和笑话之后，这些年来我并没有疯狂到为我所信仰的音乐挺身而出。这张专辑证明了在人类的某个地方，人类的心仍在不停地跳动和破碎，我很感激。
I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
我一直着迷于你能告诉朋友但不能告诉观众的笑话之间的区别。你必须小心翼翼，因为你不知道谁在观众席上。很多人很容易被冒犯。
All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.
所有的女人，从最高到最低的爱情笑话;困难在于知道他们如何选择剪掉;谁也不知道这一点，但是，就像我们在战场上对待炮兵一样，我们要不断地尝试，举起或放下他们的马裤，直到我们击中目标。
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沿着这个主题，再读几句。
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
你知道，我的第一张专辑，有些笑话我已经写了十二年了，因为我不能把它们扔掉。
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
每讲十个笑话，你就有一百个敌人。
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
主啊，求你饶恕我对你开的小玩笑，我也要饶恕你对我开的大玩笑。
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
我喜欢创造东西。我喜欢通过笑话来表达自己。
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
我只剩下一件事，而且只有一件事，那就是小丑。它把我置于比任何政治家都高得多的位置。
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.
我对自己的皮肤感到很舒服。当有人拿我的体重开玩笑时，我会很生气。这不是真的。我在我应该在的地方。