A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
婚姻
Marriage
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
如果多样性是生活的调味品，那么婚姻就是剩下的垃圾邮件的大罐子。
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.
人们保持婚姻是因为他们想要，而不是因为门是锁着的。
If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.
如果在你结婚之前它就不管用了，婚姻是不会解决它的。
While I am impulsive in many areas of my life, marriage is not one of them.
虽然我在生活的很多方面都很冲动，但婚姻不是其中之一。
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
精神病学家会问你很多昂贵的问题，而你的妻子却什么都不问。
Maybe the greatest favour a spouse can tender is to overlook what you can't.
也许配偶能给予你的最大帮助就是忽略你不能做的事。
The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married.
我人生的下一步就是希望能遇到一个好男人，然后结婚。
No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office.
任何与我有血缘或婚姻关系的人都不会被任命为公职。
One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. It's not a public conveyance.
一个人不必在婚姻中取得任何成就。它不是公共交通工具。
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
婚姻是一个美好的制度，但谁愿意生活在一个制度?
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
大多数丈夫让我想起一只猩猩在拉小提琴。
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
当你有了孩子，爱是自然而然的，当你结婚，爱是挣来的。
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沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
男人结婚是因为他们累了;女人，因为她们好奇;两者都是失望。
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
让妻子让丈夫高兴地回家，让他让她难过地看到他离开。
A big part of being in a relationship or marriage or whatever is you have to eventually compromise. Your life doesn't end up exactly the way you think it's going to, and if it's the right relationship, you might have to compromise what you're doing professionally.
在一段关系或婚姻中，很大一部分你最终不得不妥协。你的生活并没有像你想象的那样结束，如果这是一段正确的关系，你可能不得不妥协你的职业生涯。
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
一个人的友谊，就像他的意志一样，会因婚姻而失效——但同样会因朋友的婚姻而失效。
My marriage? Up to now everything's okay. But it's a real marriage - imperfect and very difficult. It's all about people evolving somewhat simultaneously through their lives. I think we've emotionally evolved.
我的婚姻?到目前为止一切都很好。但这是一段真实的婚姻——不完美，非常艰难。这一切都是关于人们在他们的生活中同时进化。我认为我们已经在情感上进化了。