A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
结婚
Marry
Girls marry for love. Boys marry because of a chronic irritation that causes them to gravitate in the direction of objects with certain curvilinear properties.
女孩为爱而结婚。男孩结婚是因为一种长期的刺激，这种刺激使他们被具有某些曲线特性的物体吸引。
I figure no matter how old you are, it's always going to be your first marriage and no life experience is going to make you a better judge of who you should marry.
我想，无论你多大，这都将是你的第一次婚姻，没有任何生活经验能让你更好地判断你应该嫁给谁。
Everybody wants you to do good things, but in a small town you pretty much graduate and get married. Mostly you marry, have children and go to their football games.
每个人都想让你做好事，但在一个小镇上，你几乎毕业并结婚。大多数情况下，你结婚，生子，去看他们的足球比赛。
If you marry the wrong person for the wrong reasons, then no matter how hard you work, it's never going to work, because then you have to completely change yourself, completely change them, completely - by that time, you're both dead.
如果你因为错误的原因嫁给了错误的人，那么无论你多么努力，都不会成功，因为你必须完全改变自己，完全改变他们，完全——到那时，你们俩都死了。
I've always been shocked and waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop that a girl would ever talk to me, let alone want to marry me. They always seem to hold the power to me, and from my mother to my wife to my daughter, every time I try to really figure them out, and think I've got them pegged, I pay for it.
我一直很震惊，等着一个女孩跟我说话，更不用说想和我结婚了。他们似乎总是掌握着我的权力，从我的母亲到我的妻子到我的女儿，每次我试图真正了解他们，并认为我已经搞定了他们，我都为此付出了代价。
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And I would like to marry and have more children. I would like to try and do it right.
我想结婚，生更多的孩子。我想试着把它做好。
I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.
我想娶一个像我妈妈一样的女孩。
Don't marry him. Don't be with him, Be with me.
不要嫁给他。别跟他在一起，跟我在一起。
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
既然要交税，你倒不如为了爱情而结婚。
There are all kinds of things you can do to marry literacy with health.
你可以做很多事情来把读写能力和健康结合起来。
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?
结了婚的是傻瓜，不娶傻瓜的人更伟大;妻子的聪明除了使男人戴上绿帽子外，还有什么用呢?