The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

友谊的能力是上帝为我们的家庭道歉的方式。

The cardboard bookcase of her character had already collapsed under the strain.

她笔下的硬纸板书柜已经在重压之下坍塌了。

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

毛毛虫做所有的工作，但蝴蝶得到所有的宣传

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.

喜剧是对对立面的感知;幽默是它的感觉。

The covers of this book are too far apart.

这本书的封面相隔太远。

The dead are way more organized than the living.

死人比活人更有条理。

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

天才和愚蠢的区别在于天才是有极限的。

The editor will be an extension of your hand; the keys will sing as they slice their way through text and thought.

编辑将是你手的延伸;当琴键在文本和思想中穿梭时，它们会唱歌。

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

第一杯给我自己，第二杯给我的朋友，第三杯给我的幽默，第四杯给我的敌人。

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.

我们的前半生被父母毁了，后半生被孩子毁了。

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.

交谈的第一要素是真理，第二要素是良好的感觉，第三要素是幽默，第四要素是机智。

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

当你第一次看到你从未见过的东西时，你几乎总是立刻就知道你应该吃它还是逃离它。

The fun of talk is to explore, but much of it and all that is irresponsible should not be written. Once written you have to stand by it. You may have said it to see whether you believed it or not.

谈话的乐趣在于探索，但其中的许多内容和所有不负责任的内容都不应该写下来。一旦写好了，你就必须坚持。你说这话也许是为了看看你信不信。

The gods too are fond of a joke.

众神也喜欢开玩笑。

The human body is the best work of art.

人体是最好的艺术品。