The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
生活的秘诀是诚实和公平交易。如果你能装出来，你就成功了。
幽默
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
生活的秘诀是诚实和公平交易。如果你能装出来，你就成功了。
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
幽默的秘密来源不是快乐，而是悲伤。天堂里没有幽默。
The secret to humor is surprise.
幽默的秘密在于给人惊喜。
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
这些船悬挂在空中的方式与砖块不同。
The silence protrudes like an engorged stomach, while I ponder the thought of trying to sit on my own lap.
当我想着试着坐在自己的腿上时，寂静就像一个填饱了肚子的人凸出来。
The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
夏天的电影就要上映了。我的建议是:呆在家里烧本好书。
The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.
借口越薄，理由就越充分。
The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.
读完最后一页后，得意洋洋地合上书。
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
老鼠赛跑的问题是，即使你赢了，你仍然是一只老鼠。
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
宇宙中最常见的两种元素是氢和愚蠢。
The universe had a strange sense of humor.
宇宙有一种奇怪的幽默感。
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
宇宙是一个很大的地方，也许是最大的。
The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.
世界是一个舞台，演员阵容很差。
The world is mad, but let's not get angry about it.
世界是疯狂的，但我们不要为此生气。
The worlds a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
世界是一个舞台，我们大多数人都没有排练过。