Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.

有时候，我把自己的生活弄得一团糟，因为我写的故事太复杂，人物也太复杂。但我喜欢它。

Sometimes I think if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn.

有时候我想，如果我必须在玉米穗和女人之间做出选择，我会选择玉米。

Sometimes being a contrary bastard was a real pain.

有时候做一个逆反的混蛋真的很痛苦。

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

有时候，失去一只宠物比失去一个人更痛苦，因为就宠物而言，你并没有假装爱它。

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.

有时，要使令人震惊和忧虑的事情变得令人愉快，唯一的办法就是用一些幽默来加以渲染。

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

有时候少走的路之所以少走是有原因的。

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

有时候当我说话的时候，我的语言跟不上我的思想。我想知道为什么我们思考的速度比说话的速度快。也许这样我们可以三思而后行。

Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.

有时候，我感到被歧视，但这并没有让我生气。这只是使我大吃一惊。谁能不享受和我作伴的乐趣呢?这是超越了我。

Sometimes, a word succeeds beyond the wildest dreams of its creators, like a virus sent into the world to infect common speech.

有时，一个词的成功超出了它的创造者的最疯狂的梦想，就像病毒被送到世界上感染普通的语言。

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

单口喜剧反映的视觉幽默较少，更多的是一种评论。

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

用微笑开始每一天，然后结束它。

Start here & go until you die, he said. What's so complicated about that?

从这里开始，一直到你死，他说。这有什么复杂的?

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

把羽毛插在屁股上不会让你变成胆小鬼。

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

想象力的故事往往会让那些没有想象力的人感到不安。

Suffering is easier to endure when shared.

分享时，痛苦更容易忍受。