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Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination.

我从小就被怀疑有想象力。

  • Steve Aylett

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So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

那么,如果动物不是我们的朋友,那么它们是什么呢?答案可以用两个面包来概括。

  • Stephen Colbert

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

有些人生来平庸,有些人成就平庸,而有些人却被迫平庸。

  • Joseph Heller

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Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

我一生中最糟糕的错误之一就是理发。

  • Jim Morrison

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Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

有些疼痛是生理上的,有些是心理上的,但都是牙齿上的。

  • Ogden Nash

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Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

有些人有文字表达的能力,而另一些人……哦,没有办法。

  • Steve Martin

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Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

有些人喜欢牛奶,但我永远不会喝任何你必须从动物身上挤出来的东西。

  • Jonas Eriksson

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Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must lead.

有些人永远不会发疯,他们必须过着多么可怕的生活。

  • Charles Bukowski

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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.

有些人说:“永远不要让他们看到你哭。”“我说,如果你这么生气,你可以哭,那就哭吧。它让每个人都害怕。

  • Tina Fey

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Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time.

有些人试图一次改变一个世界。另一些人试图一次一个人的死亡来改变世界。我试着改变这个世界,每次一桶土。

  • Jarod Kintz

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Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

有些事情最好留下模糊的印象。出生和签证账单。

  • Sophie Kinsella

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Somebody is always hiding something.

总有人在隐瞒什么。

  • Lisa Lutz

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

有一天我想变得富有。有些人变得如此富有,他们失去了对人性的尊重。这就是我想要的富有程度。

  • Rita Rudner

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Someday we'll find it. The Rainbow Connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

总有一天我们会找到的。彩虹连接。爱人,梦想家,还有我。

  • James Maury Henson

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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

有时候我搞不懂设计师。就好像他们的人体解剖学不及格一样。

  • Erma Bombeck

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You must scale the mountains if you would view the plain.

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