A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Jokes
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
不同的笑话趣味对感情有很大的影响。
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
我们全家都很爱挖苦人，经常开玩笑。
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
我喜欢创造东西。我喜欢通过笑话来表达自己。
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
我最拿手的笑话都很便宜。我所做的就是讽刺地说一些话。
Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.
喜剧，至少我写喜剧的方式，就是讲笑话的戏剧。
A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
当我脸红或开始讲不好的笑话时，女孩能看出我喜欢她。
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
笑话的趣味不同对感情有很大的影响。
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
为了得到王子而亲吻青蛙是对一只完美青蛙的浪费。
People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.
人们开玩笑说黑人是第一个被杀害的。
You don't know how many times i tried to tell you the truth through my jokes...
你不知道有多少次我试图通过我的笑话告诉你真相…
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
用同样的方式、同样的态度讲同样的笑话是非常乏味的。
Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
时代变了。农民的女儿现在讲起了旅行推销员的笑话。
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
只有拿破仑比我做得更多。但是我比他高。
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
我参加了一个游戏节目。当我输了，他们给了我一个可爱的临别礼物。那是一把梳子。
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
那些装在爆竹里的奖品是个笑话。我曾经有一个放大镜。它做得太差劲了，蚂蚁们都在嘲笑它。
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.
在喜剧中有一种光荣的自由感，只要允许自己讲笑话，允许自己打断自己，讲我编的或没有编的古老的非洲民间故事，以及牙买加故事。
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
这部电影的主要笑话是关于大的事情，爱，生活和僵尸-我们都知道。
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
我一直在想，我要用这些愚蠢的笑话做什么才是重要的。