A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Jokes
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
主啊，求你饶恕我对你开的小玩笑，我也要饶恕你对我开的大玩笑。
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
我参加了一个游戏节目。当我输了，他们给了我一个可爱的临别礼物。那是一把梳子。
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
认识新朋友最快的方法是在鸡尾酒吧拿别人的零钱。
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
我曾经在田径队上和一个女孩约会。但没有成功。她不停地搪塞我。
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
家庭笑话是维系大多数家庭生存的纽带，尽管被陌生人理所当然地诅咒。
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
这部电影的主要笑话是关于大的事情，爱，生活和僵尸-我们都知道。
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
我电影里所有的笑话，喜剧，他们都不是我，我只是试着对我们举起一面大镜子。
I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
我经常看有很多笑话的情景喜剧。我不知道怎么讲笑话。
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
我一直在想，我要用这些愚蠢的笑话做什么才是重要的。
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
你知道，我的第一张专辑，有些笑话我已经写了十二年了，因为我不能把它们扔掉。
I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
我想这是个很难的笑话。但是有很多事情你不是笑就是哭。你就是不能哭。
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
我的一生都在讲笑话。
A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.
很多笑话都有一些下流的内容。但大部分都是角色的情况导致了最终的回报。
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
我们全家都很爱挖苦人，经常开玩笑。
The gods too are fond of a joke.
众神也喜欢开玩笑。
I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
我一直着迷于你能告诉朋友但不能告诉观众的笑话之间的区别。你必须小心翼翼，因为你不知道谁在观众席上。很多人很容易被冒犯。
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
用同样的方式、同样的态度讲同样的笑话是非常乏味的。