A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Jokes
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
我不想和一个无聊的人在一起，因为我总是笑。我喜欢开别人的玩笑，喜欢挖苦人。
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
俏皮话。尖锐而聪明的评论，通常被引用但很少被注意到;俗人喜欢说的笑话。
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
我只剩下一件事，而且只有一件事，那就是小丑。它把我置于比任何政治家都高得多的位置。
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
那些装在爆竹里的奖品是个笑话。我曾经有一个放大镜。它做得太差劲了，蚂蚁们都在嘲笑它。
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
一些更露脸的笑话是在凌晨写的。不知怎的，他们第二天仍然很有趣。
I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?
我喜欢开玩笑，喜欢微笑，喜欢让人微笑。我可能有点不一样，但没关系，谁想成为正常人呢?
I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
我喜欢情景喜剧，当人们非常严肃的时候，你会发现一些非常有趣的事情，而不是笑话。
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
人们看到我笑，讲笑话，但他们不知道节目结束后，我在我的生活，在我的心里没有快乐。
I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.
我不是温文尔雅先生。我只是一个普通的男孩，到处闲逛，搞恶作剧，说笑话。听起来不太热。
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.
我对自己的皮肤感到很舒服。当有人拿我的体重开玩笑时，我会很生气。这不是真的。我在我应该在的地方。
Everyone for the most part is really nice. There have always been jokes, but that's part of being in the spotlight. You can't make everyone completely happy.
在很大程度上，每个人都很好。一直都有笑话，但那是成为焦点的一部分。你不可能让每个人都完全快乐。
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
玩笑胜过战争。即使是最激烈的笑话也比最不激烈的战争好。即使是最长的笑话也比最短的战争好。
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I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
我曾经在田径队上和一个女孩约会。但没有成功。她不停地搪塞我。
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
我一直在想，我要用这些愚蠢的笑话做什么才是重要的。
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
我电影里所有的笑话，喜剧，他们都不是我，我只是试着对我们举起一面大镜子。
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
不同的笑话趣味对感情有很大的影响。
The gods too are fond of a joke.
众神也喜欢开玩笑。
It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
直到我对自己有了更多的自信，我不再讲笑话，而是把自己推向前进;一开始是讲笑话，而我只是在背后讲笑话。