If mushrooms grew in the mouth, that would be not mouth but kitchen garden.

如果蘑菇长在嘴里，那就不是嘴，而是菜园。

If not by washing, then by rolling.

如果不洗，那就滚吧。

If one hand were the other they would both want to be clean.

如果一只手是另一只手，他们都会想要干净。

If rubles fell from heaven the poor would have no bag.

如果卢布从天上掉下来，穷人就没有袋子了。

If the child does not cry, the mother knows not its wants.

如果孩子不哭，母亲就不知道孩子想要什么。

If the child does not cry, the mother won't know what it wants.

如果孩子不哭，妈妈就不知道他想要什么。

If the collective farm is wealthy, the farmer is happy.

如果集体农场富有，农民就快乐。

If the devil catch a man idle he'll set him at work.

如果魔鬼抓住一个无所事事的人，他会让他去工作。

If the family is together, the soul is in the right place.

如果家人在一起，灵魂就在正确的地方。

If the fool has a hunchback no one remarks about it; if a wise man has a boil everybody talks about it.

如果这个傻瓜有驼背，没有人会评论;如果一个聪明人脾气暴躁，每个人都会谈论这件事。

If the peasant doesn't hear the thunder he won't make the sign of the cross.

如果农民听不到雷声，他就不会画十字。

If the pocket is empty, the judge is deaf.

如果口袋是空的，法官就是聋子。

If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.

如果雷声不响，农夫就忘了在身上画十字。

If there is no apple one eats a little carrot.

如果没有苹果，就吃一点胡萝卜。

If there is no caviar one eats porridge.

如果没有鱼子酱，人们就吃粥。