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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

家务是一种单调乏味的工作,从徒劳到遗忘,在单调乏味和效率低下的时候停下来。

  • Erma Bombeck

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How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

他怎么可能是完美的呢?他做过的所有东西都死了。

  • George Carlin

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How is it possible to have a civil war.

怎么可能发生内战呢?

  • George Carlin

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How sad that I felt more of a connection to a fictional character than to a guy in real life.

我觉得自己与虚构人物的联系比与现实生活中的男人的联系更紧密,这让我感到多么难过。

  • Allison van Diepen

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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

幽默带来洞察力和宽容。讽刺带来的是更深层次的理解,而不是友好的理解。

  • Agnes Repplier

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Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

幽默可以改变任何情况,并帮助我们在大笑的瞬间应对。

  • Allen Klein

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Humor comes from self-confidence.

幽默来自自信。

  • Rita Mae Brown

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Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.

幽默并没有减少痛苦——它使周围的空间变得更大。

  • Allen Klein

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Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

幽默理所当然地被认为是诗歌天才中最完美的部分。

  • Thomas Carlyle

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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

幽默是一件严肃的事情。我喜欢把它看作是我们最伟大、最早的自然资源之一,我们必须不惜一切代价保护它。

  • James Thurber

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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

幽默是一种社交润滑剂,帮助我们克服一些不好的地方。

  • Steve Allen

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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

幽默是一种自发的、美妙的爆发。它肆无忌惮,毫无计划,充满了惊喜。

  • Erma Bombeck

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Humor is a universal language.

幽默是一种通用的语言。

  • Joel Goodman

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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

幽默几乎总是带着愤怒的色彩。

  • Stephen King

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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

幽默总是建立在一点点事实的基础上。你听过关于岳父的笑话吗?

  • Dick Clark

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