Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

万有引力不是人们坠入爱河的原因。

Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

在适当的时候闭上嘴，似乎是聪明的一半。

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

挂了吸血鬼的电话，无忧无虑的定义。

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

幸福是以你的经济能力而闻名的，你可以放纵于任何一种过度。

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

幸福就是在另一个城市拥有一个大家庭，一个充满爱、关怀和紧密联系的家庭。

Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous.

对生活要有幽默感——你会需要它的。,要有礼貌。

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

你有没有注意到，开车比你慢的人是白痴，开车比你快的人是疯子?

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

你有没有注意到，不管你想学什么运动，总有一些认真的人告诉你要保持膝盖弯曲?

He doesn't teach you what to think, he teaches you how to think.

他不会教你思考什么，他会教你如何思考。

He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.

他的微笑使我想马上吻他。或嘴唇。哪个更近。

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

善于找借口的人，在其他任何事情上都做得不好。

He that laughs when he is alone will make sport in company.

独处时笑的人，在众人面前会成为笑料。

He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.

他只是想戏弄我——我后来知道了——但他说他必须离开，因为房间里有人要取笑他的话是不公平的。他真的很有幽默感。

He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

他是愚蠢的。如果我杀了所有愚蠢的人，我就没有时间睡觉了。

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

能做的，就去做。不会的人就去教书。