I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels, most would choose none.

我相信，如果让艺术家自己选择品牌，大多数人不会选择。

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

我相信人人平等。我们都很烂。

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine.

我可以追你，我可以追上你， 但我无法让你成为我的。

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

我可以通过两个人握着对方的手的方式，以及他们的卫生手套有多厚来判断他们是否相爱。

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

我不能回到昨天——因为那时我是一个不同的人。

I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What's life without a sense of humor?

我认为自己很有幽默感。没有幽默感的生活是什么?

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

我用酒做饭，有时我甚至把它加到食物里。

I could lose myself forever in that dark hair and those sweet love handles.

我可能会永远迷失在那黑发和甜美的腰间。

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

我可以看出，即使他没有真正感到不满，他也远没有被人抱怨。

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

我没有参加葬礼，但我写了一封很好的信说我同意。

I do not traditionally speak ill of women, but your governess is a cabbage head.

我向来不讲妇女的坏话，但你们的家庭教师是个包心菜。

I don't deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.

我不配拥有一个灵魂，但我还有一个。我知道，因为它很疼。

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

我不应该因为对别人不理不睬而受到任何赞扬，因为我总是满嘴脏话。

I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

我没有很快的幽默感。

I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

不用说，有些话还是不说为妙。我认为这本身就说明了问题。说得越少越好。