I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.

通过睡眠，我发现了很多关于自己的事情。当我累得不想做自己的时候，梦想就是我。

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

我发现电视很有教育意义。每次有人打开电视，我就去另一个房间看书。

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

我一般会避免诱惑，除非我无法抗拒它。

I get mail; therefore I am.

我收到的信件;故我在。

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.

我想我喜欢需要时间和注意力的事情。这样更有价值。

I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.

我想他们说的是真的。”“战壕里没有直男。

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

我想我和我妻子生孩子的真正原因和拿破仑入侵俄国的原因是一样的:当时这似乎是个好主意。

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

我有权保持沉默……但我没有这个能力。

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

我讨厌我的腿睡着了。我知道这意味着整晚都要熬夜。

I hate it when realism intrudes on my dreams.

我讨厌现实主义闯入我的梦境。

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

我讨厌现实，但它仍然是吃牛排最好的地方。

I have a black sense of humor. You try living my life, see what color yours turns.

我有黑色的幽默感。你试着过我的生活，看看你的生活会变成什么颜色。

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

我有很好的幽默感，但没有幽默感。

I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored.

我的痛阈很高。事实上，它更像是一个装饰精美的大门厅，而不是一个门槛。但是我很容易感到无聊。

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.

我一直注意到，人们永远不会嘲笑任何没有事实根据的事情。