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It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

有趣的是,当你穿着内裤坐在一对陌生人面前的时候,你的脑海中会浮现出一些事情。

  • David Sedaris

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It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?

你有讨人喜欢的才能,这是你的福气。请问你这些讨人喜欢的殷勤,是一时兴起的吗?还是先前研究的结果?

  • Jane Austen

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It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

打破偏见比打破一个原子还难。

  • Albert Einstein

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It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

除非有大量的工作要做,否则是不可能完全享受无所事事的。

  • Jerome K. Jerome

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It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

这是每个孩子都应该学习的一课:不要玩火,尖锐的物体,或古老的工艺品。

  • Patricia Briggs

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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

我们不时地用开玩笑的动作和笑话来放松心灵,这是必要的。

  • Thomas Aquinas

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die... That is true, it's called Life.

据说你的生命就在你临死前在你眼前闪现……没错,这就是生活。

  • Terry Pratchett

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

在堪萨斯城没有必要为了不开心而有亲戚。

  • Groucho Marx

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It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing, that makes you happy or unhappy. It’s what you think about.

让你快乐或不快乐的,不是你拥有什么,不是你是谁,不是你在哪里,不是你在做什么。这是你的想法。

  • Dale Carnegie

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It might not look it but rocking in a corset is harder than you think.

它可能看起来不像,但穿紧身胸衣比你想象的要难。

  • Evanescence

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It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing.

成为一个天才需要很多时间,你必须无所事事,真的什么都不做。

  • Gertrude Stein

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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?

看起来你没有任何有用的技能或天赋,”他说。“你想过教书吗?”

  • Terry Pratchett

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It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.

它是关于时间!这应该是一种仪式,而不是马拉松。

  • Karen Chance

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

令人惊讶的是,世界上每天发生的新闻数量总是恰好符合报纸的要求。

  • Jerry Seinfeld

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It's amazing what flipping a grown man over her shoulder does for a girl.

把一个成年男人甩在她肩上对一个女孩的影响是惊人的。

  • Myra McEntire

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