Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.

爱没有边界。我希望在我雇佣一个制图师来绘制我的浪漫区域之前就知道这一点。

Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound.

爱意味着永远不必为小小的刺伤而道歉。

Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.

一次只爱一个人，这是我的座右铭。

Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.

爱对心灵说话，就像哑剧对哑巴说话。

Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.

爱耐心地等待。大厅里。我会尽快和你在一起。

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

人——当神累了的时候，在一个星期的工作结束时所造的生物。

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

人类发明语言是为了满足内心深处的抱怨。

Man strives, and God laughs.

人奋斗，上帝大笑。

Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

婚姻是一种光荣的财产，不应仅仅作为合法交往的借口。

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

成熟是一种痛苦的失望，对此没有任何补救办法，除非笑可以说可以补救任何东西。

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

愿恶势力在你回家的路上扰乱你。

May you get exactly what you want and live long enough to regret it.

愿你得到你想要的，并活到后悔的时候。

Maybe if God gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge off.

也许，如果上帝给了你一个障碍，他会确保你有一些额外的幽默来消除这个障碍。

Men are men, mortal or not.

男人就是男人，不管是否会死。

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently.

显然，男人不像女人那么进化，也不像女人那么聪明。