No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
不管你多么冷静地去评判，父母的教养最终会产生奇怪的行为，我说的不是孩子。他们的行为总是正常的。
No matter how hard you try you will never be perfect so just except it.
无论你怎么努力，你永远不会是完美的，所以除了它。
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
不管猫怎么打架，似乎总有很多小猫。
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
不管你在哪个维度，总有一个自大的男人试图统治世界。
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
缺乏幽默感的人，没有一个头脑是完全有条理的。
No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.
没有人能一直正确，但大多数时候保持正确是有帮助的。
No one will ever make necessity not happen.
没有人能使必然性不发生。
No team is complete without a good technician, and the word for an incomplete team is usually fatality.
没有一个好的技术人员，没有一个团队是完整的，一个不完整的团队通常是致命的。
No witch has ever claimed to own the Elder Wand. Make of that what you will.
从来没有女巫声称拥有老魔杖。你想怎么做就怎么做。
Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
没有人再来这里了，太拥挤了
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.
正常是穿着衣服,你买工作,通过交通开车,你仍然支付,为了得到一份工作,你需要你可以支付衣服,汽车,房子,你离开空整天为了生活在它。
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
正常只是你烘干机上的一个设置。
Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.
如果把普通人放在令人讨厌的情境中，他们会变得非常讨厌。
Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.
并非所有的语言都能与大脑共存。
Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.
没有什么比恐慌模式更能体现工作效率了。