Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

没有什么比单恋更能破坏花生酱的味道了。

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

除了坏消息外，没有什么比光速更快的了。坏消息遵循它自己的特殊规律。

Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.

对于作家的写作障碍，没有什么比直接吃冰激凌更好的治疗方法了。

Of all the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the most divine was humor.

雅雅姐妹关系的所有秘密中，最神圣的是幽默。

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.

哦，我忍不住要引用你的话，因为你说的一切听起来都是真的。

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

你讨厌你的工作?你为什么不早说呢?有一个支持小组。叫大家，他们在酒吧见面。

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

一旦你能接受宇宙是由物质膨胀而成的，那么穿格子条纹的衣服就很容易了。

One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria.

一个人总是在最歇斯底里的时候写喜剧。

One can have a wit, but not a witless.

人可以有智慧，但不能没有智慧。

One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat.

在拿出蝙蝠之前，人们只能忍受人类的绝对愚蠢。

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

一个人没有幽默感。它有你。

One is received according to one's dress and sent off according to one's wit.

人是按著衣服受的、按著智慧被送去的。

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

一天早上，我射杀了一只穿着睡衣的大象。我永远也不知道他是怎么钻进我的睡衣的。

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

一个人应该永远相爱。这就是一个人不应该结婚的原因。

One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.

我经常做的一件事是骑在背上。