Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

只有真正的好朋友才能保护你不受永恒的敌人的伤害。

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

只有在梦里我们才自由。剩下的时间我们需要工资。

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

只有人有尊严;因此，只有男人才会有趣。

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

歌剧是当一个人背后被捅了一刀，他不是流血，而是唱歌。

Organized people are just too lazy to go looking for what they want.

有条理的人只是懒得去寻找他们想要的东西。

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

除了我脑子里的声音，我觉得我很正常。

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful...They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

我们的敌人富有创造力，足智多谋……他们从未停止思考危害我们国家和人民的新方法，我们也没有。

Out of the way! We are in the throes of an exceptional emergency! This is no occassion for sport- there is lace at stake!

让开!我们正处于异常紧急情况的阵痛之中!这不是运动的好时机——有危险!

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

除了狗，书是人类最好的朋友。狗的肚子太黑了，没法看书。

Own kin are the worst friends,"said the fox, when he saw the foxy dogs after him.”

“亲族是最坏的朋友，”狐狸说，当他看到狐狸后面的狗。

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

耐心和智慧携手同行，就像两个单臂恋人。

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive.

人们问我在比赛中最重要的是什么，我总是说幽默感。如果你除了幽默感什么都没有，你会活下来。

People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

人们有一个讨厌的习惯，就是记一些不该记的东西。

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.

幽默的人在某种程度上总是天才。

People who discriminate understand that they are a stranger to others.

歧视别人的人知道他们对别人是陌生人。