Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

引语(n):错误地重复别人的话的行为。

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.

读者们，假设你是个白痴。假设你是国会议员。但我再说一遍。

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

现实生活有时是无聊的，很少有结论性和男孩，对话需要工作。

Reality continues to ruin my life.

现实继续毁了我的生活。

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

真的，明智的做法是停止约会，养只猫。

Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose.

关系是绳索。爱情是套索。

Remember you are never really alone. Although it may feel like it for very long stretches of time.

记住，你永远不会真正孤单。虽然可能会感觉很长一段时间。

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

现在我既失忆又似曾相识。

Room service? Send up a larger room.

客房服务?派个大点的房间来。

Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it.

生活的法则。如果你不厌其烦地征求别人的意见，那就去听吧。

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.

规则和学校是傻瓜的工具!我不会用两头骡子来换规则。

Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.

讽刺会在你和别人之间制造隔阂。

She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.

她问我要不要和她一起用勺子舀，我告诉她我不想把事情弄糟。

Short cuts make long delays.

近路长耽搁。

Shouting something didn't make it any more possible.

大喊大叫并不能使这一切成为可能。