There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

在我们国家历史上最严重的灾难的幽灵中存在着幽默。我所要做的就是扫除地震的残骸找到它。

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.

没有什么比习惯性的幽默感更能有效地抵御厄运了。

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

穿着得体还有一个原因，那就是狗尊重它，不会穿着好衣服攻击你。

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

世界上只有一件事比被人议论更糟糕，那就是不被人议论。

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

没有幽默感的人似乎没有什么办法不去分析幽默。这似乎让他们担心。

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.

房间里的紧张气氛足以让一群神经紧张的人跑去拿镇定剂。

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

钓鱼和像个傻瓜一样站在岸边是有区别的。

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

天才和疯狂之间只有一线之隔。我把这一行擦掉了。

There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity.

天才和疯子之间有一条微妙的界线。

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

淋浴时没有半唱半唱，你要么是摇滚明星，要么是歌剧女主角。

They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.

他们很快就陷入了一种从未恢复的亲密关系。

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

左想右想，低想高想。哦，只要你试一试，你就会想到!

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.

这是一家女权主义书店。没有幽默部分。

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

这是我的刀。它非常尖锐，非常渴望伤害你。

This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable.

这是一个无法证明的水果循环。