If everybody said bread and cheese, you put your head down and die.

如果每个人都说面包和奶酪，你就低下头去死。

If fortune turns against you, even jelly breaks your tooth.

如果命运对你不利，即使果冻也会咬断你的牙齿。

If he has seven blind daughters, he will marry them in an hour.

如果他有七个失明的女儿，他将在一个小时内迎娶她们。

If he hasn't seen her/his father, he would claim to be a king.

如果他没有见过她/他的父亲，他就会自称是国王。

If he says yogurt is white, I'll say it's black.

如果他说酸奶是白色的，我会说它是黑色的。

If it doesn't have water for me, instead it has bread for you.

如果它没有水给我，它有面包给你。

If my aunt had a beard, this man would be my uncle.

如果我姑姑有胡子，这个人就是我叔叔。

If one has to jump a stream and knows how wide it is, he will not jump. If he does not know how wide it is, he will jump, and six times out of ten he will make it.

如果一个人必须跳过一条小溪，并且知道它有多宽，他就不会跳。如果他不知道它有多宽，他会跳下去，十有六次他会成功。

If regret was a horn, one's horn would reach the sky.

如果后悔是号角，那么他的号角将升上天空。

If the Lor doesn't go to bazaar, everything will rot.

如果上帝不去集市，一切都会腐烂。

If the Sultan demands five eggs, let his soldiers roast a thousand chickens.

如果苏丹要求五个鸡蛋，让他的士兵烤一千只鸡。

If the teacher be corrupt, the world will be corrupt.

如果老师腐败了，世界也会腐败。

If there are two cooks in one house, the soup is either too salty or too cold.

如果一个房子里有两个厨师，汤要么太咸要么太冷。

If you can give me no ointment for my wound, can you help me by not rubbing salt in?

如果你不能给我一点药膏来治疗我的伤口，你能帮我不擦盐吗?

If you enter the city of the blind, cover your eyes.

你若进了瞎子的城，就当闭眼。