A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Jokes
I do love jokes.
我喜欢开玩笑。
I prefer sayings over jokes.
我喜欢格言胜过笑话。
X-rays will prove to be a hoax.
x光将被证明是一个骗局。
The gods too are fond of a joke.
众神也喜欢开玩笑。
I'm really bad at writing jokes.
我真的不擅长写笑话。
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
我的一生都在讲笑话。
A joke is a question of mind over manner.
笑话是一种心理问题而不是态度问题。
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
每讲十个笑话，你就有一百个敌人。
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
我喜欢写笑话，这就是我所想的。
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
永恒只是一瞬间，足够用来开玩笑。
Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
只有拿破仑比我做得更多。但是我比他高。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
这部电影的主要笑话是关于大的事情，爱，生活和僵尸-我们都知道。
Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.
喜剧，至少我写喜剧的方式，就是讲笑话的戏剧。
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.
人们看到我笑，讲笑话，但他们不知道节目结束后，我在我的生活，在我的心里没有快乐。
I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.
我一直着迷于你能告诉朋友但不能告诉观众的笑话之间的区别。你必须小心翼翼，因为你不知道谁在观众席上。很多人很容易被冒犯。
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
那些装在爆竹里的奖品是个笑话。我曾经有一个放大镜。它做得太差劲了，蚂蚁们都在嘲笑它。
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
认识新朋友最快的方法是在鸡尾酒吧拿别人的零钱。