I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.

我不会把我的信仰从任何一个只会用嘴巴做事的人那里夺走。

I would rather be your Bible than your horse.

我宁愿做你的圣经，也不愿做你的马。

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.

我宁愿过着上帝存在的生活，死后却发现没有上帝，也不愿过着上帝不存在的生活，死后却发现有上帝存在。

I'm a firm believer and I think my religion is inside.

我是一个坚定的信徒，我认为我的信仰是内在的。

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

如果上帝按照他自己的形象创造了我们，我们得到的不仅仅是回报。

If God did not exist he would have to be invented.

如果上帝不存在，他就必须被创造出来。

If God did not exist it would be necessary for us to invent Him.

如果上帝不存在，我们就有必要创造他。

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments.

如果上帝想让我们生活在一个宽容的社会，他会给我们十条建议，而不是十条戒律。

If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does.

如果我改变信仰，是因为一个信徒的死比一个无神论者的死要好。

If I don’t believe in your god, it means he was incapable to manipulate me.

如果我不相信你的上帝，那就意味着他无法控制我。

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

如果耶稣回来看见在他的名里所做的事，他永远不会停止呕吐。

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

如果耶稣今天回来，看见在他的名里所发生的事，他永远不会停止呕吐。

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, Probably because of something you did.

如果一个孩子问雨从哪里来，我觉得告诉他上帝在哭泣是件很可爱的事。如果他问上帝为什么哭泣，另一件可爱的事情是，也许是因为你做了什么。

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.

如果一个人今天遵循旧约的教导，他将是一个罪犯。如果他严格遵循新事物的教导，那他一定是疯了。

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

如果绝对的权力导致绝对的腐败，那么上帝又将何去何从呢?