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Waiting for something to fall into your lap is a good way to get goosed.

等着什么东西掉到你的膝盖上是一个很好的刺激方式。

  • Josh Stern

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We all know that light travels faster than sound. That''s why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.

我们都知道光比声音传播得快。这就是为什么有些人在你听到他们说话之前会显得很聪明。

  • Albert Einstein

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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

我们都是用死亡来换取生命,所以在这两者之间的一切都应该是免费的。

  • Bill Hicks

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We are not born with a need for knowledge, but a hunger for it. Eve bit the apple and it has been gluttony ever since.

我们不是天生就需要知识,而是对知识的渴望。伊芙咬了一口苹果,从那以后它就一直在大吃大喝。

  • Anthony Marais

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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

我们没有投入足够的科学研究来寻找治疗混蛋的方法。

  • Bill Watterson

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We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.

在斯堪的纳维亚半岛,我们有一种扭曲的幽默感,这就是我们在很多电影中的选择。

  • Connie Nielsen

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We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

我们总是有粗俗的幽默。但我们试着搞笑,而不是恶心。

  • Shawn Wayans

  • 253

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We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

我们已经正常。我再说一遍,一切正常。因此,任何你仍然无法处理的事情都是你自己的问题。

  • Douglas Adams

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We have truth in order not to die of art.

我们拥有真理是为了不因艺术而死。

  • Steve Aylett

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We kings do develop a certain ability to recognize objects under our noses.

我们国王确实发展了一种识别鼻子底下物体的能力。

  • Robin McKinley

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

我们从经验中学到男人从经验中学不到任何东西。

  • George Bernard Shaw

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We made too many wrong mistakes.

我们犯了太多错误。

  • Yogi Berra

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We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.

我们得谈谈。我们所有人都在考虑我们现在要做什么。

  • Cassandra Clare

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We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.

我们似乎被困在一个可以浪费的生命片段中。一切都很枯燥。

  • Cassandra Clare

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We survived for days on nothing but food and water.

我们只靠食物和水活了几天。

  • W. C. Fields

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