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We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

我们走最短的路去冰球,到达时心情很不好。

  • Robert Earle Clarke

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We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped.

我们就像失聪的人,试图随着我们听不见的节拍跳舞,在音乐真正停止很久之后。

  • Brandon Sanderson

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We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

我们被一个拿着蜡笔的白痴牵着。

  • Eoin Colfer

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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

我们总是忙于寻找眼前的事物,无暇享受当下。

  • Bill Watterson

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We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

我们被教导说,在生活中,我们应该尽量往好的方面看。但这次不是这样。在这种情况下,首先假设拒绝。假设你是规则,而不是例外。这是解放。但我们也知道这不是一个简单的概念。-他不只是喜欢你

  • Greg Behrendt

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Webster’s—the original high definition entertainment.

韦伯斯特的原始高清娱乐。

  • Jarod Kintz

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Welcome to the graveyard of ambition.

欢迎来到野心的墓地。

  • David Nicholls

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Well spit on my empty grave if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!

如果不是迪斯尼公主的攻击,那就把口水吐在我空空的坟墓上吧!

  • Amy Plum

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Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

我希望你们能告诉我格兰特喝的是什么牌子的威士忌。我想送一桶给我的其他将军们。

  • 佚名

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Well, I’m not kissing the mundane,said Jace.I’d rather stay down here and rot. Forever? said Simon.Forever’s an awfully long time. Jace raised his eyebrows.I knew it,he said.You want to kiss me, don’t you?

“好吧,我不是在亲吻世俗,”杰斯说。我宁愿呆在这里腐烂。 到永远吗?西蒙说。永远是一段很长的时间。 杰斯扬起眉毛。“我知道,”他说。你想吻我,是吗?

  • Cassandra Clare

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What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.

我所期望的是你表现得像我一直以为的绅士。

  • Wendelin Van Draanen

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What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it.

“我最擅长的是睡觉,”有一次他私下里告诉我,但他补充说,“我觉得这没什么前途。”

  • Brian Andreas

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What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

如果我们都有同样的幽默感,这将是一个多么奇怪的世界。

  • Bern Williams

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What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

那些杀不死我们的东西会让我们更有趣。

  • Marian Keyes

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger...unless it instead snaps your spine. Then it makes you a paraplegic.

那些杀不死你的,只会让你更强大……除非它折断了你的脊柱。然后你就会瘫痪。

  • Kelli Jae Baeli

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