Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

哪里的人性像书店那么脆弱?

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

就口红而言，重要的不是颜色，而是接受上帝对你嘴唇末端的最后决定。

Whoever said ignorance is bliss must have died a horrible death with a really surprised look on his face.

那些说无知是福的人一定是死得很惨，脸上带着一副非常惊讶的表情。

Why can't I just Google it like everything else?! I hate you public library system!

为什么我不能把它和其他东西一样?!我讨厌你的公共图书馆系统!

Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.

为什么人们总是期望作者回答问题?我是一个作家，因为我想问问题。如果我有答案，我会成为一名政治家。

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

维基百科是我寻找知识的第一个地方…或者当我想创建一些。

Wit consists in seeing the resemblance between things, which differ, and the difference between things, which are alike.

智慧在于看到不同事物之间的相似性，以及相似事物之间的差异性。

Wit is educated insolence.

智慧是受过教育的傲慢。

Wit is far more often a shield than a lance.

智慧常常是盾牌而不是长矛。

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

机智是幽默的最低形式。

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

智慧应该像鱼子酱一样是一种光荣的享受;千万不要像涂果酱那样到处乱涂。

With great hotness comes great responsibility.

伟大的热情带来伟大的责任。

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

我日日夜夜都承受着可怕的压力，如果我不笑，我就会死。

Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible.

没有幽默，生活是无聊的。没有爱，生活就没有希望。没有你这样的朋友，生活是不可能的。

Wizards are a secretive lot.

巫师是一群神秘的人。