What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

喜剧是什么?喜剧是一种让人笑而不吐的艺术。

What's another word for Thesaurus?

同义词词典的另一个词是什么?

What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?

如果人们不屈服于诱惑，那么一个有着诱惑的伟大城市又有什么用呢?

Whatever demon invented stiletto heeled boots should roast in hell.

无论哪个魔鬼发明了细高跟鞋，都应该在地狱里烤。

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

当我难过的时候，我不再难过，而是变得很棒。

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

当我还是个孩子的时候，死海只是病了。

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

当我还是个孩子的时候，我们有一个沙箱。这是一个流沙箱。我是独生子女……最终。

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

当我长大的时候，我一直想成为一个人。现在我意识到我应该说得更具体些。

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

当一个女孩说她想成为福利的朋友时，我总是问她是否包括牙科保险。

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

当一件事很有趣的时候，仔细搜索它，寻找隐藏的真相。

When boy likes you, you say no thank you. You don't kick him on the ground.

当男孩喜欢你时，你说不，谢谢。你不能把他踢到地上。

When everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.

当一切都朝着你的方向来的时候，你可能走错路了。

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."

当他的生活被毁，他的家庭被杀，他的农场被毁，约伯跪在地上向天空大喊:“为什么是上帝?”为什么是我?”上帝雷鸣般的声音回答道，“你身上有种东西让我生气。”

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout

当有疑问或危险时，绕圈跑，尖叫和呼喊

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed.

当你有疑问的时候，忽略它，不要给它留下深刻的印象。