Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

女人和猫可以为所欲为，而男人和狗应该放松下来，适应这种想法。

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window.

女人会被最奇怪的事情唤醒，比如一块石头穿过她们卧室的窗户。

Women are really strange, if you think about it. But this was no ordinary woman. This was a succubus—a life sucking monster.

女人真的很奇怪，如果你仔细想想。但这不是一个普通的女人。这是一个吸吮生命的怪物。

Write Makes Might!

写的可能!

Writer's block is only a failure of the ego.

作家的障碍只是自我的失败。

Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called.

作家们像渔夫一样寻找合适的词，嗯，不管那些有鳍和鳃的水生生物叫什么。

Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.

用英语写作是对前世所犯罪行所设计的最巧妙的折磨。英语阅读大众解释了原因。

Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.

写作就像结婚一样。除非对自己的运气感到惊讶，否则永远不要做出承诺。

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

写作是唯一一个没有人认为你很可笑的职业，如果你没有赚到钱。

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!

是啊，奇洛是个很棒的老师。他只有一个小小的缺点，就是伏地魔从他的后脑勺伸出来!

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying

是的,结霜。死亡的最后防线

You are a sad, sad little man and you have my pity.

你是一个悲伤的，悲伤的小男人，我很同情你。

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

你只年轻一次，但你可以无限期地不成熟。

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

你说的是我未来的爱人。更加尊重。

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

你是世界上最傻的人!