I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to.

我自言自语。老人们的一个习惯:他们选择在场的最聪明的人作为谈话对象。

I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I'm glad it exists; I just don't ever want to get stuck in it.

我认为工作就像肥料，因为我很高兴它存在;我只是不想陷进去。

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

我去了一家普通商店，但他们不让我买任何具体的东西。

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

我去了一家“随时供应早餐”的餐馆。所以我在文艺复兴时期点了法式吐司。

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

我去银行借了一杯钱。他们说，“为什么?”我说:“我要去买些糖。”

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

我希望，当我第一次出生时，我说的第一句话是“引用”，所以我死前说的最后一句话是“引用”。

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

我不会吃任何不会把牛奶变成紫色的麦片。

I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.

如果你愿意把引力看作一种定律，而不是众多建议中的一种，那么我在你面前会感到无比的自在。

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

我永远也不想成为一个象征着被钉在两根木头上的家伙的团体的一员。

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

如果不是电视新闻人物用悲伤的面孔来演绎悲伤的故事，用快乐的面孔来演绎快乐的故事，我不知道我应该如何看待许多故事。

I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial.

我不会说我肤浅，只是表面的。

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

我愿意用我的右臂使自己双手灵巧。

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

我宁愿做一只上升的猿猴，也不愿做一只坠落的天使。

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

我宁愿面前有个瓶子也不愿做额叶切除术。

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else.

我会对自己幽默，我会取笑别人，但这就是我，我可以这样对自己。我认为对别人这样做是残忍的。